of the Mayonnaise kind

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This is a place for people who have been touched by Mayonnaise. Submit your own photo and caption or just a sufficiently profound story. notalone@friedmayo.com

To our Marriage!

My Eating-Cure

Submitted by Anonymous
On November 11, 2006

Glarb and I have been married for 45 years. We renew our vows every week on the day when the Lord rested and ate Mayonnaise.

Nature's finest!

The Smartest Animal

Submitted by Anonymous
On November 17, 2006

Our African Gray parrot was ill-tempered and whiny until we changed his diet. It has reduced his expected lifespan from seventy years, to four months, but I think it's better to live happy than long, and he agrees!